Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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