i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
