Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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