I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
