So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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