"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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