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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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