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Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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