Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She bit a glass in half.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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