I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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