You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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