its not stalking. its research.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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