; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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