I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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