and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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