no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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