He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Randomize
