I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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