That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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