new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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