shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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