with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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