she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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