You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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