don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
