I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i think i just lost a toe
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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