im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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