Plan B is the new Plan A
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
