i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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