I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Randomize
