I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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