she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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