I don't think brook has ever known best
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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