I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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