K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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