I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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