just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
