yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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