I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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