this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I will be naked everywhere
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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