If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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