I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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