it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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