The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So many bounce houses so little time
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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