All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Randomize
