her vagine was all disorganized.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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