wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
