My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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