The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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