Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
birth control should be required to get into college
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
